"put these masks on? cool I better kiss my friend"
"you’re taking a photo? cool I better shove my crotch into the back of my friend’s head"
"we’re in the middle of an interview? cool I better ask my friend if he wants a blowjob"
"how many girlfriends? cool just define that for me thanks"
"you googled couple tattoos? I definitely didn’t think I wanted tattoos but look at this ship and compass"
I really don’t get why everyone on tumblr thinks it’s so horrible to be single. Love yourself and learn to be independent you don’t need to be in a relationship to be happy bc if you’re unhappy when you’re single chances are getting in a relationship won’t solve all your problem anyway